E.T. Redux
Once again, E.T. has struck a harmless little birdhouse! And this time, the intent seems insidious... Scientists are baffled as to what might have caused the image below...
After all, what could possibly have set in motion the conditions that would embed a bird half way through the face of a birdhouse? For answers, we turned to "World Beakly News" expert, Dr. Max Testors. ('Doc Max' is also a noted cattle mutilation expert, crop circle maven, seasoned ghost hunter, respected crytozoologist, and mean tuba tuner),
Astonishing, noted the famed ufologist from the Ulaan Bator Institute of Outer Mongolia... Just astonishing! And with that, he continued...
I have four theories:I tried to delve into the theories with Dr. Testors, but he was too preoccupied with the supposed presence of some unknown "spongy" yellow bird.
- The creature was spooked by some sort of UFO... The small gold flying disks are particularly frightening to birds. The poor thing might have been so startled that it crashed right through the back of the birdhouse and wedged itself half way out the front.
- Or maybe the little sparrow was fired as a test missile.
- We may be looking at the results of another "Philadelphia Experiment" gone horribly awry.
- Worst of all, this might even be a macabre alien cuckoo clock joke (the bird equivalent of, "It's a cookbook!")
For Beakly World News, this is CapeCodAlan signing off by the crop circles under the feeders,
CapeCodAlan
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